8 Feb

Fraud, Lies, Tabloid Writer Roddy Boyd, A Curious Fraudster for Stock Short Sellers

Fraud, Lies, Tabloid Writer Roddy Boyd, A Curious Fraudster for Stock Short Sellers

RODDY BODY, TABLOID WRITER, A REGISTERED OFFENDER

RODDY BOYD, a notorious tabloid writer and the only breathing thing behind an obscure SOUTHERN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING FOUNDATION, or SIRF, was caught pants down again abusing his “wife” LAURA BOYD in an open marriage and sexually assaulting his own daughter SAMANTHA BOYD, according to various sources.

SAMANTHA BOYD is a recent Auburn University graduate struggling on a measly paycheck at Bloomberg news in Washington DC, according to her own LinkedIn page.

Investigations revealed a lot more about Roddy Boyd than the world of yellow journalism has witnessed: Boyd is a 49 year old (DOB: 04/18/1968, Bronxville, NY) pervert sniffing around carrying a heavy beer-soaked belly popping like a woman nine months into her pregnancy. Barely surviving in the middle of nowhere in Wilmington, North Caroline (Address: 508 John S. Mosby Drive, Wilmington, NC), Roddy Boyd makes a deplorable living as a tabloid writer, spitting his guts out about sex, fraud, even venting his steam allegedly raping his own daughter Samantha Boyd while bashing America’s public companies.

Read more: TABLOID WRITER RODDY BODY, SHAM SOUTHERN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING FOUNDATION, A PLUNGER IN A CLOGGED TOILET

Over the years and miles away from New York’s financial district, Roddy Boyd built a name for himself as the loudest mouth and the worst foul breath for illegal stock short sellers – as long as money is paid upfront for his takedown tabloid pieces. Illegal stock short sellers hire tabloid writers to bash companies and drive down their share prices in order to profit.

“Roddy Boyd is a plunger for the clogged toilet of shady, illegal short selling.”

“I make a great living killing those public companies,” said tabloid writer Roddy Boyd. “My mentor is Christopher Byron, that son of a bitch smoked too much and recently died. We were such a great team. We dumped the shit of those Nasdaq traded names. That cheap mother fucker Christopher Byron made loads of cash for himself.”

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RODDY BOYD, UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION

For several years, FBI agents in New York closely monitored Roddy Boyd, watching the unusually ties between Boyd’s well-timed hit stories on public companies and the millions of dollars reaped by stock short sellers like the notorious San Francisco based Kingsford Capital, who had often sold shares short ahead of Roddy Boyd’s well-timed hit pieces. Between insider trading, raping his daughter Samantha Boyd and taking broker bribery, Roddy Boyd was a busy man, according to sources. Sometime in between, Boyd had an open marriage among his wife Laura Boyd and daughter Samantha Boyd. They produced four kids.

“At least two of my kids were accidents,” said Roddy Boyd. “Hey, don’t blame me for my IQ. Blame Pfizer for those damn blue pills. They worked too well!”

Thomas McGuire, an FBI agent in New York led the investigations into Roddy Boyd and his illegal short selling activities.

“There is a thick file on Roddy Boyd at the FBI,” said Mario Pisano, a Supervisory Special Agent at the FBI’s New York field office. “Rody Boyd is dirty shit.”

Read more: FRAUDSTER, TABLOID WRITER RODDY BOYD IMPLICATED IN MULTIPLE FRAUDS

In 2014, law enforcement in the U.S. and Canada indicted notorious stock short seller Jon Carnes, aka “Fatty Boy,” a major Boyd client. Using a fake identity “Alfred Little,” Jon Carnes bribed Roddy Boyd with tens of thousands of dollars to write false stories bashing several New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq listed companies.  According to a story published in the front page of the Wall Street Journal, Jon Carnes and his lieutenant Kun Huang went to prison for two years for illegally manipulating share prices of several companies. Boyd was deeply embroiled in the Jon Carnes crime family stock frauds, according to the indictment:

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Fortunately, Roddy Boyd’s sham money “donors” were quick to pick up the tabs to supplement the Boyd family income. There is a catch though, a big one: NO FREE LUNCH in the Roddy Boyd household.

“Roddy Boyd is a plunger for a clogged toilet. As long as the money is there,  Roddy Boyd will suck your Dikek,” said Dune Lawrence, Boyd’s ex and a tabloid writer known as a racist internet troll. “Roddy is a dog with a low IQ. That son of a bitch barks a lot,” various sources have confirmed.

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