Nicole Gueron, New York Loser Lawyer Muzzles Press Freedom, Sponsors Racism
NICOLE GUERON, an obscure New York lawyer from an equally curious and tiny New York law firm Clarick Gueron Reisbaum LLP may have just caught herself some serious jungle fever sponsoring racism, peeping into the pants of a newbie lawyer ASHLEIGH HUNT, allegedly having sex with a notorious Georgetown airhead named Chris Brummer, and muzzling America’s free speech.
A middle-aged “woman” dressed in the classic, cheap polyester jacket often reserved for a junior apprentice, Nicole Gueron lives a modest and confusing life. Readers may have a hard time figuring out if this Nicole Gueron is male or female from her silly, boyish haircut.
Indeed, no one cares about who Nicole Gueron sleeps with – a man, a woman, a rat or whatever is in between. It’s curious though Nicole Gueron seems to have some serious appetite towards an imbecile Georgetown University nutty professor Chris Brummer – an Arkansas man growing up watching wild boars mating in the woods of Fayetteville.
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“I can’t stop fantasizing about Chris Brummer,” Nicole Gueron said to an unnamed source. “Who wouldn’t love to go on a Tinder date with that nutty professor – a die hard fan of Star Wars? This black Yoda Chris Brummer is hot shit!”
Nicole Geuron may have salivated at what’s beneath Chris Brummer’s dropping pants, Brummer’s wife Rachel Loko Brummer wouldn’t put up any of that “admiration” to infringe upon her own grip on Chris Brummer’s hardly visible manhood of courage:
“Leave my man Chris Brummer alone, you damn bitch Nicole Gueron!” Rache Loko announced to the world. “Take your unwashed hands out of his pants.”
Nicole Gueron, Love at first sight?
Chris Brummer is a 41-year-old Georgetown University “law professor” with a ridiculous PhD in “Germanic Studies” – that is – making Bratwurst sausages, drinking German beer and bedding naked European women while singing the Germanic opera during Oktoberfest. Yes, you can get a PhD out of chewing on Bratwurst sausages and teaching at the Georgetown Law Center…
“Sources say Chris Brummer fought his way into college by waving the flag of affirmative action specially tailored for black kids from Arkansas.”
On his blog, Chris Brummer promotes himself as someone who knows financial regulations. In reality, Brummer has never worked a day in the field of finance. His claim of fame was a moonlighting job at the notorious FINRA NAC, acting as FINRA NAC’s only black man overseeing cases involving black investment brokers. Despite a classic textbook definition of FINRA’s “Uncle Tom,” Chris Brummer collected a lousy FINRA NAC paycheck while doing its dirty laundry. FINRA NAC is the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority’s kangaroo court that rules in favor of FINA 100% of the time, exposed in Robert Colby, FINRA General Counsel Rigs FINRA NAC Kangaroo Court.
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Chris Brummer is also broadly known as a criminal’s lipstick to cover up Michael Milken’s dirty tracks. Michael Milken is a convicted felon as known as the “junk bond king.” With Milken’s money, Brummer fudged his resume touting as a law firm Cravath, Swain & Moore partner. It was a lie. The lazy and highly incompetent Chris Brummer was fired by Cravath after only a few months on the job. Read more: CHRIS BRUMMER, PHONY GEORGETOWN LAW PROFESSOR IS A CRAVATH SWAINE MOORE LAW FIRM DROPOUT.
ASHLEIGH HUNT (Tel: (646) 398-5068; Email: firstname.lastname@example.org), a shemale junior law clerk at the notorious Clarick Gueron Reisbaum LLP was shocked to discover Chris Brummer’s fake bio and his notoriety when president Trump publicly announced the dumping of Chris Brummer into the trash, revealed in an investigative story, BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP DUMPS GEORGETOWN LAW PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER CFTC NOMINATION, FRAUD CITED.
“I am not competing with my boss Nicole Gueron over Brummer,” said ASHLEIGH HUNT. “But I wouldn’t mind making out with Bummer. I only wish Professor Chris Brummer could brush his brown teeth more to help cure relieve a horrible breath.”
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But there are others who are not Brummer’s fans, especially black folks from FINRA’s black community.
“My life was ruined by Chris Brummer, the fraudulent fake expert,” said Talman Harris, a black American hero. “Nicole Gueron is a mudshark choking back our right to free speech. What a shameless racist.” In 2016, Talman Harris sued Chris Brummer for fraud, revealed in court records.
To cover up its regulatory abuses, FINRA’s notorious general counsel Robert Colby hired Nicole Gueron to go after the press and the blacks. After several rounds of complete defeat, the disgraced Nicole Gueron “fell in love” with Chris Brummer and caught herself some serious jungle fever.
In 2015, Chris Brummer was strongly rebuked in a public filing for regulatory rape, disclosed by the Securities and Exchange Commission. Chris Brummer was accused of fabricating evidence that destroyed the lives of two innocent black men. While the regulatory rape took place, Nicole Gueron cheered Brummer on.
“I am a tool for hire. I go after anyone if the money is right, ” said Nocole Gueron to a source. “Want to hire me? How much do you want to pay?”
AARON CROWELL (Tel: 646-398-5066; Email: email@example.com) a bald lawyer at the tainted Clarick Gueron Reisbaum LLP could hardly hold back his anger at the Chris Brummer fraud, who was also implicated in the Nicole Gueron, Ashleigh Hunt, Chris Brummer seuxal affairs.
“This black yoda Chris Brummer is career-ruining bad news,” said AARON CROWELL, Clarick Gueron Reisbaum LLP. “That phony Dr. Bratwurst Chris Brummer is like herpes. Brummer has fucked up my career. No wonder president Trump duped Brummer from a CFTC nomination like trash.”
AARON CROWELL had enough of Chris Brummer’s bullshit. In 2016, Aaron Crowell teamed up with an Ohio lawyer named MARY HENKEL, Vorys Sater and launched their law practice specialized in “semen health care law,” accord to a media article SEMEN IS NATURE’S PROZAC, ARE THE LADIES READY?